£1024 Raised for Lindsey Lodge Hospice

A cheque has been presented to Vivian Vincent of Lindsey Lodge for £1024 from a number of Lincsquad representatives which was raised earlier this year from the North Lincs CycloSportive with over 140 cyclists taking part.

A big massive thanks has to go to Matt Porter who was the lead organiser for the event and also to all the volunteers who helped to make it happen on the day.

The 2011 CycloSportive chose Lindsey Lodge Hospice as the nominated charity. Lindsey Lodge Hospice offers very special care for people in the North Lincolnshire area living with life-limiting conditions such as cancer, multiple sclerosis and motor neurone disease. Lindsey Lodge HospiceEvery year hundreds of patients and their loved ones benefit from the care and support that they provide free of charge.

The sportive is basically a long cycle ride with the useful addition of a map and directions. The ride set off from the Ancholme Leisure Centre and riders chose either the full 100 miles or the 100 km route.

Keep an eye on the website for details of the 2012 Sportive, coming soon.

Thanks to all the cyclists who took part and helped to raise the money for Lindsey Lodge Hospice.

Vitruvian 2011

The Vitruvian is a world famous drawing by artist inventor and general know all Leonardo Da Vinci. However there is no evidence he has actually done a sub 2hr.30 Olympic distance triathlon so lets not get too impressed.
Its also another event for the mighty Lincsquad travelling circus and freak show to rock up to and take over.

The Vitruvian Man is the eight limbed fella exposing himself whilst doing what look to be star jumps at an OffThatCouchFitness circuit training. Nakedness gets frowned upon at Steve’s classes by the way but its ok I’m allowed back to them now. Its supposed to represent the findings of the worlds first documented Engineer a Roman called Vitruvius who wrote about the proportion (sizes) of the human body and how they are relative to each other eg

  • a palm is the width of four fingers
  • a foot is the width of four palms
  • a cubit is the width of six palms
  • a pace is four cubits

So what we are actually seeing here is the worlds first bike fit.

History lesson over we are now in the present day where the following Lincsquad racers looked to take on the 1900m swim 85km bike and 21km run.

Robbie “I,m the new Steve Clark” Whitaker

Steve “I used to be Steve Clark” Clark

Phil “I,m not sulking I,m reviewing my race performance…on my own…for a minute..” Binch

Dan “Gerrroooffff moi laaaaaaaand” Broughton

Lewis “I’ll cut my foot off and carry it just to beat Dave” Purcell

Lisa “Again? But I did the Steelman!” Purcell

Steven “Old speckled Hen is carb loading…n I’m well carbed up…hic” Dolby

Nicky “Does the free gillet come in pink?” Robinson

Rob “crash test dummy” Wood

Steve “TT champion” Grocock

Paul “Its not my dog” Ralph

David “Training is cheating” Hinch

Arriving at Rutland Water Camp Lincsquad could be easily spotted due to the large flags, tent village and team banner naming the above elite racers crafted by Georgie, Ellie & Annie attached to the fencing.

Cool work girls!

A steady stream of combatants were already making their way to the signing in tent to register and we did the same. Pretty good swag was on offer with a large box of Hi-Five energy products and the stylish gillet given the thumbs up. Transistion closed at 6pm and many riders were seen pushing their bikes back after being refused entry into transition. The rest of the evening was spent fettling bikes, building tents and eating pasta carbonara from the mobile entertainment complex that is Team Dobber. Outstanding work once again guys! With the pre race briefing at 0600hrs it was going to be an early start to get a good breakfast inside and settled before the race start. With that in mind one by one we bedded down for the night.

At 4am people were stirring. During the night people learned that the sound reducing properties of tent canvas was at best minimal as the respective animals of Team Ralphs and Team Dobbers sought to outdo each other in a snoring contest of IM proportions.

Bikes were racked and the briefing got underway at slightly later than planned 0615hrs. Just like other events based here there was great emphasis placed on adhering to the rules and this was destined to cause a few issues for some.

First into the water were the <said through gritted teeth> 18–29 year olds with Robbie, Clarky and Lewis. Danbro followed in the next wave and the 40-44 year old mid-life crisis brigade had time to watch our guys exit the water at the end of lap one before diving back in. The start was alongside the entry into the water for lap 2 and we saw a few swimmers warming up prior to their start and just swim across those starting their 2nd lap. Funny to us not so much for the guys racing!

By about 06:45hrs 224 “Fat n forty” guys floated chest deep in each others recently released “nervous energy”. Some were looking up the course focused on their preferred line, others were watching the previous wave swim past or adjusting their goggles. Not wanting a repeat of the Hyde Park “tooth incident” I started to tuck it (the tooth!) into my wetsuit sleeve just in time to hear “30 seconds” from the starter. What seemed like 10 seconds later the gun/whistle/fog horn went off and a lot of guys around me looked at each other then suddenly realised we were off!

The strong swimming Steve G and Phil B had made their way to the front of the pack. Rob had also positioned himself in the front rows not because he was a good swimmer (just writing it makes me smile….oh wait just checked the swim times…dammit!) but because as he puts it……”the closer I am to the start line the less I have to swim”.  Settling into my rythym I saw Dobber to my right swimming his usual breast stroke style. No slower than most he had the advantage of excellent sighting for the turn bouys especially as further out into the lake the water actually began to swell.

It definitely was more like a sea swim. You felt your whole body moving up and down and at time the water would disappear from underneath you which if mistimed resulted in a mouthful of water. The usual crowding at the first turn meant I lost sight of Dobbers but as I took a sighting stroke I could see there were few guys around me. I took this as an opportunity to push harder and dug in increasing my stroke rate. The occasional sighting stroke still had the yellow bouy in sight so how come after about 5 mins I’m in shallow water and tugging at weeds? I look to the right and there a kayak about 2m away…hmmm they’re not usually this close I think and sight to the left. I don’t know how far I was off course but it took several looks to the left to spot any other swimmers. In fact there was very little of anything to see…no swim caps, arms splashing or anything. I was so far off course the timing mats on the run route were picking up my timing chip.

It’s a little known fact (one that I have just made up) that if the timing mats are placed far enough apart you can use them as a triangulation device and use your timing chip as a crude GPS. Using this data I have added the trace of my swim here.

 

Hinchy's swim route

So there may have been what known in triathlon circles as “sighting problem”. In the normal world it is perhaps better known as “being rubbish”, “all talk” and more hurtfully “full of crap”.

Onto the bike leg where following the Steelman saga I had packed everything need to my super aerodynamic carbon fibre speed machine. The additional spares and bottle of water meant my bike now weighed as much as the Rutland Belle pleasure cruiser we’d just swam past and was as aerodynamic. Not too bad a transition I ran past the guys who stopped exactly on the line to fiddle with their gears (slight uphill start) and leapt onto the bike. I knew Robs bike had already gone….again! and there was a fair chance Dobbers was out of the water as well. No time to dwell on such things I had to concentrate on pushing on with the bike and…..”Hey is that a Profile aero drinks bottle just here by the speed bumps…they cost loads I’ll get that after the race….” Huh?…oh yeah concentrate, mind on the job so pushing on out of the entrance onto a slight uphill I go into the tuck position and…..”whoa theres someones Oakleys…must have fallen off as they went to put them on and……”. There you go…an insight into the mind of a triathlete…..or not.

The bike leg offers the good cyclists the chance to make amends for a poor swim and/or weak run leg. Fast downhills to catapult you up some longish steepish climbs that loom ahead of you as you speed towards them. Marshalling was great and most (all) junctions were manned with at least two helpers. The initial climb wasn’t too bad but the next one seemed to go on forever especially as the crest is around a corner so first time round it’s a case of keep changing up and spinning. I passed a few road type bikes and got passed by some TT bikes but on the whole didn’t feel too bad. At the second round a bout we go onto the A47. A wide flat smooth surfaced road and it its <click> <click> <click> into top and push as fast as possible. By this time its been over 20mins into the bike leg and its time to take on either a gel or something but the temptation to keep peddling overwhelms so the 20 mins stretches out to 30…35….. Eventually tho you have to eat and as soon as you sit up to do it someone goes past!

I remembered from the Dambuster there wasn’t any tight turns on the course but a couple of times riders sat up and braked on certain corners killing their speed for the next bit. Recceing the route does help.

Unlike the Steelman I actually could see others on the course to chase down but so far no one I recognised. A heavy police and marshal presence as promised at the race briefing was on show especially at the t junction onto the A606. Steve G mentioned how he was shadowed by a police rider and instructed to “slow down” prior to a village. Once into the village the motorcyclist held a steady 20mph and Steves desire to not get a DSQ overcame his instinct to pass!

Seeing several riders attending to punctures it was with great relief I completed the first lap and turned into the entrance at Whitwell just to see Rob exiting onto the road. A quick look at the watch would tell me how far behind I was. Peeling into the bike feed station area took riders past the Lincsquad Supporters VIP Grandstand Area. “The Very Special One” said afterwards some riders stopped next to them thinking they were the feed station. I already had all I needed so I blasted through and a glance at my watch said I was 3 mins behind Rob and the gap was potentially closeable.

More importantly the white framed Oakleys were still by the side of the road.

The traffic was considered unusually high due to the horse trials taking part down the road (I,m not sure if they were found guilty or not…ask Steve or  Emily) and traffic had been diverted onto the route due to an accident on the A1. The next lap definately wasn’t as busy as the first although fewer riders meant fewer to chase. Still resisting the urge to go too fast and potentially mess up the run I span up the hills as easy as I could..perhaps too easy. By the time I got to Whitwell I was just happy enough to complete a full bike leg without problems. The majority of Lincsquad were now off the bike. Still on the bike course were Paul Ralph, Nicky Robinson and Lisa Purcell. Lisa admitted afterwards she looked up each time to the hills and almost called it a day by joining others who turned around and coasted back to base for whatever reason. Just as she had made her mind up to turn around Mr wooden leg himself Lewis rode up alongside her on his 2nd lap to give her the boost she needed. A bit of “Crazy woman” self talk later and Lisa conquered the hills and made it back to base with a cycle time of 3h 31m 00s. Nicky wasnt far behind taking seven and a half minutes out of Lisa bike time with a ride of 3hr 23m 35 seconds. A tough ride in tough conditions.

Off the bike and a smooth T2 where I actually sprinted over the timing mat just to shave a few seconds off the T2 time. My legs felt great and just as I thought perhaps I could actually do this running thing I turned the corner of the lake n hit that bloody hill! It was like I’d suddenly been asked to run through mud! Even through the gate it still gradually climbed and my situation was nt helped by seeing Robbie Whitaker running towards me seemingly without effort. Not far behind was Steve Clark and I wanted to shout the gap but I needed the oxygen. Next up the path was Steve G pounding the pavement into brutal submission. The lanky form of  Phil Binch soon came into view and with no more Lincsquad outfits looking to be in the distance I took the opertunity for a relief stop against a tree. Everything back in place and I’d just started to put one foot in front of the other to begin running and Dan “Incognito” Bro was there. The lack of team colours meant he was off the radar. “Don’t start running just cos you’ve seen me!” he said as he passed. I laughed…..and then wondered how much time I’d lose chasing after him throwing sheep dung…

The lack of suitable ammo meant I had to keep running. Next up was Rob…oh joy….he was on the end of his first lap and despite looking knackered…not nearly knackered enough for my liking. Disappointingly he also appeared to be unbloodied despite the fact I saw his water bottle on a roadside verge on the bike route. Of course my first thought was he’d crashed…again.

More and more runners came past and it was a while before I saw Dobbers who had a good swim and bike leg. In fact Steve was already over the dam on the return leg of lap 1 and I hadnt even reached the dam. Again I checked my watch to use as a reference for the gap when I eventually reached that point but quickly forgot what time I saw. Reaching the dam I stopped for water. This time The Very Special One had decided to walk all the way round to the furthest point of the course.

So this is whats going to happen everytime I stop? Someone I know would see me slacking off?

In the distance I could see the top of the church which was the turn point. It seemed a lot further then the indicated 2.5km and it wasn’t until I turned the corner near the café overlooking the water that I found out the church I was looking at wasn’t the turn point! One quarter through the run and knowing the route I upped my pace. The out and back format of the long lap gave another opportunity to see the guys starting their second laps. Except for Robbie and Steve C who had now finished. Robbie with a total time of 4hrs 7min 41 seconds and Steve 4hrs 10min 37 seconds. Steves better swim being cancelled out by a storming 2hr 10min cycle leg by Robbie compared to Steves 2hr 16min and then Robbie also putting in a slightly better run than Steve.

Meanwhile the middle aged, lame and lazy continued on their run. Rob now had Dan Bro in his sights and set out to pass him not realising Dan had actually set off ten minutes before him. Also the battle between myself and Steve D was taking shape. Due to the twists, turns and elevations of the run course its difficult to spot people and at a distance all trisuits look the same. Lewis continued on his personal quest for satisfaction…something about a challenge….duel…I forget. Paul Ralph continued on his opening lap and I saw Phil B for the final time as we both crossed the dam. My pace had picked up as the next time I saw Rob was on the dam as he neared the end of his 2nd lap whereas previously we had passed in the trees prior to the dam.

Most have commented on how blustery the conditions were crossing the dam but for me the worst part was the grassy area before the dam. The uneven ground and rabbit holes had me stumbling a few times but each time I passed there it meant the finish was getting closer. With no indication of pacing I was relying on noting the time I started the run and a guesstimate that a 2hr run would get me under 5hrs 30.

Crossing the dam there was still no sign of Dobbers and it wasn’t until I got to the café just before the turn I saw him in the distance. After what seemed like an age we both rounded the turn point at 15km together and Steve grabbed at the jaffa cakes on offer. A few words of encouragement to each other we started our 5km run for home. By this time Lisa was well into her first lap and we passed each other over the dam with the traditional high five. Further along the course Nicky was also on the run with her distinctive pink cap highlighting her amongst the trees.Once across the dam the music and tannoy get louder and every so often you can hear the “Youuuuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrre a Vitruviaaaaaannnnnnnnn”. A glance at the watch showed I was within 5hrs 30 and the last flat footed increase in speed down the hill near the boats was cancelled out by the climb up onto the grass. At this point the two guys around me decided to speed up with one making a proper break for it. The other guy gave up almost immediately and I paced “Usain Bolt” until we got to the bike dismount line then kicked. Unable to straighten my number in time I missed my shout out but kept pushing, crossing the line at least ahead of the two guys on the road but perhaps not on overall time.

Finishers tee shirts and medals were handed out and as many bags of chipsticks eaten as possible whilst a nice lady removed my timing chip as I dripped sweat, chipsticks and snot onto her back. Race volunteers ya gotta love ‘em.

Finishing strongly less than 4minutes later Steve came home to get his Steven Dolby youuuuuuu arrrrre a Vitruvian….” followed by Paul Ralph just as the Red Arrows (who were doing a flypast as part of their colleagues funeral that day) flew over. A nice long soak in the cooling waters that 4 and a half hours earlier had been full of thrashing arms and legs was followed by a burger that probably also contained thrashing arms and legs…hopefully not human.

The Lincsquad massive gathered at the finishing chute to welcome home our girls to well deserved applause not just from us but everyone in the area. Nicky even getting a finishing chute high five from everyone just like the pros.

With the Steelman at the beginning of the year and Vitruvian near the end we have two middle distance races that involve the Lincsquad camping experience. You have to do at least one….ask Lisa and Nicky. They both swore never again after the Steelman.

Results (click to enlarge)

Jeff Chappill takes over as Youth Academy Chairman

Jeff Chappill takes over as the new Chairman for the Lincsquad Youth Academy effective from the beginning of September. Jeff has been a coach with Lincsquad for a couple of years now and is a popular face amongst both junior and senior members of the club.

Jeff Chappill replaces Michael Ogle who was instrumental in the formation of the Youth Academy and help to build what is now a hugely successful part of Lincsquad. Michael has decided to step down from the role due to increased work and family commitments, however will still take an active role coaching specific individuals. The committee would also like to take this opportunity to thank Michael for all the hard work he has done for the club and hope he can take an active part in the club in the future.

The committee would also like to wish Jeff every success in the role and look forward to working with him and seeing continued growth of the Youth Academy.

Lincsquad Time Trials 2011

Wow, what a year for the Lincsquad Time Trials, record attendances, times & personal bests.

Firstly, a big thank you to everyone that took part and supported the series, to those that gave up a TT to marshall at the level crossing and a special thank you to Elinor, Vicky & Kev for their time-keeping & starting, without you all the Time Trials would not have been the success they have been.

We saw record numbers of competitors this year with 117 different people taking part throughout the season, thats 37 up on last year. We also saw the average TT attendance increase from 25 last year to around 40 this year, with a record breaking 52 TT’ers for the final race of the season. Awesome!!

For all the newcomers to Lincsquad TT’s this year, well done, we hope you enjoyed them enough to come back next year and join our ever growing club so that you can build on your personal best’s next year.
Lincsquad membership link here – join now & get 16 months membership

Course Records were broken this year;
– Robbie Whitaker, joining Lincsquad half way through the season recorded the fastest time ever by a member of Lincsquad with a 20:49 at the 17th August TT, only 2 seconds off the course record set by Stuart Wells (Lindsey Road Club) 20:47 on 6th July 2011.
– We had a number of Lincsquad Youth Academy members take on the TT’s this year which was great to see, Simon Beedham (16) setting the record with a 24:13 on 6th July, watch out everyone, he has you in his sights.

There were plenty of battles at all levels within the series and with a record 31 TT’ers completing the minimum 6 TT’s for the series standings.

Steve Grocock - 2011 TT Champion

Steve Grocock - 2011 TT Champion

Steve Grocock becomes the Overall Series Championfor 2011, with a great set of times, the only TT’er to average sub 22 mins for the series and a new PB of 21:18. A very worthy winner, well done Steve.

The lighning bolt that is Dunc Wright takes 2nd in the Lincsquad series with some fantastic times this year to go along with his success in the summer duathlons, just getting better with age Dunc, well done.

Third place in the Lincsquad Series goes to Chris Spavin, the only TT’er to complete all 11 TT’s recording 6 PB’s along the way, with a season PB of 22:19, nearly 2 minutes quicker than last year.

Lindsey Heathfield takes the Ladies Champion title, leading the series for the whole season, completing all but one TT in the series, well done. Great to see an increasing number of ladies taking on the TT’s this year.

It was great to see many riders from other affiliated clubs this year taking on our TT, with Ronnie McWillaim (Lincoln Velo) completing 6 TT’s and recording an average of 22:06 with a PB of 21:42 and Steve Rhodes (Stockton Wheelers) completing 9 TT’s with an average of 22:52 & PB of 22:22, thanks guys, and thanks to other TT’ers from Barton Wheelers, Scunny Poly, Lindsey Road Club, Adwick Tri, Grimsby Tri.

Finally, there were some great improvements on last years personal bests and some big improvements since the first half of the season.

Alan Woodcock, Nicky Robinson, David Hinch, Steve Rhodes, Chris Spavin & Phil Binch all knocking over a minute off last years personal best’s.
Most Improved 2010 Vs 2011

But the star of the “improvement show” has to Youth Academy’s, Tom Yeats (14), who has completed 8 TT’s this year, and has improved his average time in the second half of the series by nearly 3 minutes, recording 6 PB’s on the way to a 27:03 in the final TT of the year, thats over 6 & half minutes quicker than his first time, awesome, well done Tom (I bet your dad’s proud).
Lincsquad newcomers Rik Longcake & Rob Jaques also show great improvements throughout the season, both recording 6 PB’s and improving by over 6% on the first half of teh series, well done.
Most Improved during 2011

Lincsquad Time Trial Series Awards
Overall Champion – Steve Grocock
Second – Dunc Wright
Third – Chris Spavin
Fourth – Phil Binch
Fifth – Mark York

Ladies Champion – Lindsey Heathfield
Second Lady – Nicky Robinson
Third Lady – Becky Bowen

Most improved 2010 vs 2011 – Phil Binch

Most improved during 2011 – Tom Yeats

Awards will be presented at Lincsquad’s Annual Awards Event later this year
(details to follow).

Series Final Standings below;
Lincsquad Series – Men’s
Lincsquad Series – Lady’s
Allcomer’s Series

National Club Relay Championships

Three teams from Lincsquad battled it out with the best in the country at the National Club Relay Championships, Holme Pierrepont, National Water Sports Centre, Nottingham at the weekend.

Lincsquad Allstars (Steve Lormor, Rick Stenton, Lauren York, Steve Clark) and Lincsquad Cops & Dobbers (Amanda Clements, Sallie Joseph, Gareth Barker, Steve Dolby) competing in Saturdays race in the open & mixed category, whilst Lincsquad FortyPlus (Phil Binch, Steve Grocock, Andy Veitch, Pete Connolly) competed in sundays men’s race.

The event itself is not like any other triathlon you have experienced, it involves a team of 4 triathletes, taking turns in a relay to complete 4 x 500m open water swims, then onto the 4 x 15k cycle and finally 4 x 5k runs, all set in and around the rowing lake at Holme Pierrepont, so no traffic and great for supporters as they can see everything.
Having competed in this race for 3 years now, all I can say is the Team Relays are a truely awesome triathlon experience, total chaos but absolutely awesome.

So on to the race reports, first one from Rick Stenton, Team Captain of Lincsquad Allstars.

So the weekend of the Team Relays came, the Stenton’s first camping trip, the Lincsquad Massive had brought and put up a tent for us to kip in as we were late arriving. After a rainy night in the tent and not much sleep we gathered our gear and headed over to the race .

We had all just walked down to the start, five minutes to go till the gun when Rick realises that he has forgotten his goggles, “Oh bother” (or words to that effect) ,so he has to leg it back to the transition tent while Steve holds his bike. After a mad rush the race starts with Rick not having spoken to Steve Lormor about where to stand for the change over.

Luckily Lormor has a great swim and was early out of the water so we missed the chaos. Then Stenton sets off and has a good swim before passing the baton to our star swimmer Lauren York who put in a blinding time (7:36) to lead Clark off.

Clark came out the water in about 6th position, so we were in good shape. Clark passed the baton over to Lormor to start the fast bike section. Lormor had a strong bike before passing smoothly to Stenton with the Lincsquad massive cheering us on every lap from the hill behind bike transition. It was fast going away from the grand stand but really hurt on the way back into a strong head wind. Four good bike legs left us in a good position, still top 10.

The run went around the rowing lake in the opposite direction to the bike so the final 1 mile run to the handover/ finish was into the head wind, some good runs, especially from Clark (18:45) brought us in 9th overall.When we finally got the machine working to print the results off, it was only then we realised that we had won the open category and was maybe in for a prize

After the mixed teams results, Lincsquads Allstars were named the open champions 2011.

Thanks to everyone for a great weekend and just like to say well done to Jo Walker as she was part of the winning mixed team even though our prize was better than yours.

The next race report is from Steve Dolby, first timer to Club Relays.

Cops and Dobbers!Well it was a first for the four Cops and Dobbers, as none of us had entered such an event before. This combined with a fair lack of training of late through injuries and the likes presented us all with a fair amount of uncertainty and disorganisation…….. However the morning was soon on us.

Swim caps, wrist bands and timing chips had all been distributed so it was off to T1 and T2 to set up the bikes. Once again the nerves had started to kick in through lack of understanding to what we had actually got to do next!! Both Amanda Clements and Sallie Joseph racked their bikes up whilst Gareth Barker and myself had to hang around and wait for our swim.

Amanda had been chosen to lead the team off so it was her turn to battle with the mass start. The race started with the remaining three of us awaiting the first mass hand over. I never knew that rugby scrums had always been part of the relays!!!!! Strange that!!!!!!

The race got on its way and we all seemed to come out of the swim relatively unscathed, now on to the bike section……..Again a little apprehensive, we all waited for our leg of the relay to sample the tight corners and narrow pathways!!!!! Oh and the geese!! Fortunately for us the Lincsquad support crew was not that far away and shouts from the newly named wags was plentiful. The flat course presented the race with some fast times and the team started to claw back from a tentative start in the water.

Smooth handovers and fast transitions gave the Cops and Dobbers chance to catch a few more places up and it was soon over to the run section. The Lincsquad Massive support crew moved position for the run section so that they could offer support all around the course. They could be heard all around the circuit…….. Especially on the opposite side of the lake!! This was especially welcomed as this was nearly half way around and a big cheer certainly gave us something to wave back at!! Some say we should have been concentrating on the race a little more!! I’m not so sure!!

Well after battling the wind of the final straight we managed a sprint finish and it was all over. What a fantastic effort from the team at such an amazing event. Well done all for completing your first mixed team relay!!

Finally a race report from Steve Grocock, star cyclist for Lincsquad FortyPlus

‘Glastonbury’ for triathletes would be a good way to describe this weekend’s fun for the three Lincsquad teams that made the short trip to Holme Pierrepont in Nottingham for the National Club Relay Championships.

This event came with a big reputation as Captain Binch has been singing it’s praises for the last few years (he hasn’t stopped going on about it)? Phil’s dream involved a quest to the four corners of earth in the search of the world’s three best triathletes to join him in an all conquering team with just one proviso………..you must be aged over 40 years old!
Armageddon!
Like I say, that was Phil’s dream! The reality was that Phil’s demographic was slightly limited to the Brigg area but Steve Grocock, Andy Veitch and Pete Connolly were perfectly qualified in the age department.

After watching the ‘Super Stars’ *cough* finish on the top spot of the dais the day before in the open category, the pressure was well and truly on, when gauntlets were thrown to beat the young-uns time!

Cometh the hour, cometh the man, Phil Binch, chest pumped stepped up as first man to battle the biff in one of the most hotly contested swims I’ve witnessed! 500 metre open water swims (with a run) in less than 6 minutes was an early warning to the standard we were up against. The recent televised BBC tri series featuring a whole host of our fellow competitors setting the early pace.

Accepting that the swim leg wasn’t our forte didn’t deter Andy ‘Tugboat’ Veitch, Pete ‘The Machine’ Connolly and Stevie Gee from trying to minimize collateral damage by putting in some decent performances before the favoured leg of the bike.

The beauty of this event is that each competitor swims, then rests while their team mates swim, cycles, then rests while their team mates cycle and then runs whilst, well…. you get the idea. Basically you do a lot of resting in between each leg leaving you fairly-ish fresh on each discipline, What a brilliant concept. You just have to be disciplined not to give in to the temptation of the burger van until you’ve done your stint.

The Bike….. You can’t get much more fun than this? If you’ve been enjoying your Lincsquad time trials this year then this is the ultimate event for honing your newly found skills (speed). Three mile laps with a deafening grandstand reception each rep meant the 40 plussers made big strides into regaining their swim defecit. The long straights and strong wind meant you enjoyed a 35 mph stretch before having to grit your teeth as you turned back into the wind.

Our friends (but rivals) Adwick Tri were quick to point toward the bike leg as the telling discipline as Lincsquad finally got the better of their Yorkshire rivals for the first time in history!

Following some slick, rehearsed transitions in a straw baled corral, Phil set the expected run standard before passing over to Steve G who had to run a PB in order not to let his ‘stronger running’ team mates down. Andy Veitch appeared to be enjoying the attention of the grandstand as he managed to fit in a one man Mexican wave whilst still running a decent pace.

The Captain’s decision putting Pete as the anchorman paid off with a great run, resulting in a hard earned 5th place in the over 40’s championship (35th overall out of 200 teams).

Texts were flying about during the après tri barbie as folks back home were interested in who had the faster time in the inter-club competition, the Young uns or the more mature athletes?

It was close but obviously wasn’t as simple as who had the faster time, oh no! First we had to refer to the British Triathlon Federation’s official age/time converter. Luckily Phil had his calculator on hand and it was soon apparent that the Young uns will have to wait another year to exact revenge on their older peers! As although the young uns were 4 minutes quicker the day before than their elder, more sohisticated and charismatic club mates, when applying the official 5 second per year adjustment, the fortyplussers won by over one minute, you have heard of this converter, right?

As usual, the drinking and eating post race was another reason why these events are so memorable. The legendary Dobbers were on form with the catering feeding the hungry Lincsquad posse, the venison burgers being my particular favourite.

Also special mention to all the Lincsquad supporters, your shouts and encouragement made a real difference.
As Lincsquad still holds a major claim to Jo Walker it would be rude not to mention, how, with the help of her new team and sponsor Blue Seventy TFN they became the winners of the mixed team event! Jo’s team included some of the best age groupers in the country, a credit to Jo to be mixing in such high circles………….obviously we taught her everything she knows, ahem.

Thanks to Rick, SteveD & SteveG for your race reports.

Team Results – Saturday Race – Mixed Teams – Full Results here
Lincsquad Allstars – 3:24:38 – 9th overall – 1st in open category
Lincsquad Cops & Dobbers – 4:23:16 – 164th overall – 75th mixed category

Team Results – Sunday Race – Mens Teams – Full Results here
Lincsquad FortyPlus – 3:28:57 – 35th overall – 5th in 40+ category

A great weekend of racing, supporting, drinking & eating with friends, awesome, thanks everyone.

How many teams are we taking to the 2012 Championships?

Click here for photo’s of the weekend on Lincsquad’s Flickr page

Brigg Triathlon sells out in record time

Homecrafts Brigg Sprint Triathlon has sold out in record time.

The sprint triathlon, popular with both newcomers and experienced triathletes, sold out today (Thursday 30th August).

A full list of entrants will be posted here shortly and all competitors will receive a final race briefing over the coming weeks.

Swimming the Humber Estuary

I recently agreed to swim the Humber in aid of the Humber Rescue and that day had finally arrived!

The alarm went off at 7am and I dragged myself out of bed after what I can only describe as a heavy evening celebrating my wifes 40th birthday! Having made such excellent pre-event preparations I spent the next half hour looking for some minor things such as my wetsuit and towels etc…

Having all my stuff together I set off on the pushbike from Brigg at what I can only describe as a plod, in fact I think it was a wobbly plod! Thankfully the weather was excellent and by the time I reached the A15 I started to feel human again and was now looking forward to the swim.

I then headed over the bridge to the South shore and this gave me an excellent view of what I was going to be swimming…. Hmmm!

Everybody arrived nice and early to get ready and listen to the safety briefing.

Then it was into the boats and off to the North shore to be dropped off into the Humber….. and dropped off we was. For safety we had two Humber Rescue boats and also the support of a small boat at the rear. This meant it was important for the group to stay together to ensure the boats could cover us all.

Humber Rescue Boats

Phot

One of the first things that you realise is just how strong the tide is, having been dropped off 100yards on one side of the Humber Bridge we were already through to the other side. A large blast from Andy Veitch’s air horn let me know where they were on the bridge and head down and swim…. and swim…and swim.

A small video from the day!

I had a couple of moments where my timing caught a wave and ended up with a mouthful of the murky Humber and had to stop to get rid of the silt residue….Brrrr Yak!!! Oh I did not wear flippers by the way 🙂

Everyone was swimming well and we were now all coming back down the river to the exit point and swim as hard as we did the current still pulled us a further 100 yards down the bank….. Success we all had swam across the Humber!

I managed to raise approximately £350-400 for Humber Rescue.

It was nice to take the Bridge back across towards home 🙂

Many thanks to Emma Barraclough who organised the event.

Article from the Scunthorpe Telegraph

Photos from The Hull Daily Mail

 

 

Homecrafts Brigg Sprint Triathlon 25/09/11

Homecrafts Brigg Sprint Triathlon close to sell out.

15 entries in the last 3 days leaves just 50 places remaining.

For more details click on the “Brigg Sprint Tri 25.09.11” on the right hand side of the homepage website menu.

Online entry is available by clicking on this link

An up to date entry list is available here


Our triathlon owes its continued success to Lincsquad members who plan, prepare & organise all aspects of the event in their own time and the many volunteer marshalls that help out on the day to make sure that competitors are safe.

This year more than ever, we need more members and friends to come forward and help with all the normal pre-race preparations, marshalling on the day and very importantly helping after the race with the many jobs that need to be carried out.

If you can help out in anyway before, during or after the race please let us know by contacting one of the committee members (contact details here) or by posting on this link to the forum thread where more details are provided of days/ times we need your help.

Lincsquad needs every member to step up and help in some way to support our ever growing club, many thanks.


Lincsquad Time Trial 17th Aug 2011

Great weather for tonight’s Time Trial with 41 competitors turning up, 9 of which were new to our Time Trials, thats now 110 competitors this year, a big step forward on the 80 that took part last year, which again was a big step forward from the previous year, thank you for supporting the Time Trials.

Special mention to Chris Spavin who is the only person to have attended every Time Trial this year.

Well, a night of Personal Best’s with 20 in all and a new Lincsquad course record by Robbie Whitaker of 20:49, just 2 seconds of the allcomers course record.

Tonights Time Trial results and series standings can be found by clicking here

Personal Bests were recorded by;

  • – Robbie Whitaker 20:49
  • – Steve Grocock 21:18
  • – Duncan Wright 21:47
  • – Chris Spavin 22:19
  • – Steve Rhodes 22:22
  • – Phil Binch 22:26
  • – Andy Veitch 23:06
  • – Paul Carvill 23:29
  • – Jeff Chappill 24:27
  • – Paul Ralph 24:37
  • – Ric Longcake 24:06
  • – Chris Gibbs 24:59
  • – Gav Mann 25:37
  • – Sheehan Quirke 25:45
  • – Kev Fish 25:40
  • – Rob Jaques 25:59
  • – Ed Bark 27:41
  • – Emma Philips 28:38
  • – Nicky Robinson 28:11
  • – Dave Scott 29:27

Chris Spavin, Phil Binch & Ric Longcake have all had 6 PB’s this season, can any of them match last year’s record by Andy Veitch of 7 Personal Best’s in a season?

Just the one Time Trial to go on 31st August but there is still opportunity to move up in the Lincsquad Series, remember you need to complete 6 Time Trials to complete the series, awards will be issued at the annual Lincsquad Awards night for series winners/ runners up in both the mens & ladies series as well as some awards for most improved from last year and most improved over this season, so still lots to play for.

Allerthorpe Olympic Distance Triathlon 14/8/11

written by Steve Dolby aka Dobbers

After reading the reports of late I feel quite proud to be part of such a tremendous club, however Hinchy’s Epic novel followed by a proud report which came out of the World Champs in Czech will be hard to follow so here is just a few words on Sundays Allerthorpe Olympic distance race.

There were 5 Lincsquad athletes entered in to this race from a strong field of 250 plus people.
The morning started nice and early with the alarm clock going off at 5am followed with bundling the Team Lincsquad support crew in to the Dobber Triathlon truck!! Off we went……….followed with a couple of customary Good Luck Tweets and FB messages!!!!!

Knowing that the transition was a first come first served bases, the idea was to get there early and get the bikes racked. This was achieved with the first ever first in Dobbers career!! (Even though it was first in to transition but hay….A wins a win!!!!) see photo above

The five Lincsquad competitors slowly gathered and passed a few comments and thoughts for the day none of the as nervous as Amanda Clements who was competing in her first ever Olympic Distance triathlon!! Amanda’s knees where knocking all the way to the start line!!

The start was fast approaching and the race briefing was finished. This was when Paul Ralph was a little concerned as he thought he was going to get a mention for the spectators to keep an eye for a supper fast swim time. Going off in the first wave with Huwie Davies, Paul had accidentally put down on his entrance form a predicted swim time for a Sprint distance instead of the Olympic distance!! Whoops!! Paul’s time would have come in as a World Record………!!
The race was on its way with some good racing conditions ahead of us. Huwie and Paul of at 9.00 followed by Steve Dolby and Kate Lahart at 9.03 and Amanda at 9.09

Some great times followed with Huwie (24) being the first Lincsquadder home coming in at 2.12.47 noticing that the run was a little over the customary 10km. The Garmin did actually register a 6.84 mile run. (I’m sure this was the correct course he ran on as I certainly felt the extra distance in the legs as well!!)
Dobber (90) was the next one to come over in a sub 2hr 30min in a PB of 2.27.58 A good 10 mins quicker than the previous Dambuster Olympic event. (Also with an injured back!!)

The heat was on as Kate Lahart (115) soon come racing over the line with an impressive 2.33.18 (this was also after such a relaxed pre-race preparation!!!!! Still in jeans and a T-shirt during race briefing!!!!!). Paul Ralph (125) crossed the line next in a time of 2.34.24 Still with a smile on his face from finishing the Outlaw Ironman distance race just a few weeks previous.

Amanda Clements (241) had actually got rid of the nerves now and took full appreciation of the Lincsquad support crew during the race and came over the line in a very respectful 3.14.46 and yes………Still supporting a huge smile!!!! Well done Amanda on your first Olympic Distance!!

Steve